Tuesday, February 07, 2006

One of these days

One of these days I’m going to grow up. I’m going to act the way a proper grown-up should.

I’m not going to burst into song when I wake up in a good mood.
I'm not going to hum while brushing my teeth.
I’m not going to skip through the house, just because I feel like it.
I’m not going to make my grown sons roll their eyes when I say something silly.
I’m not going to dance around when I hear an oldie but goodie on the radio.
I'm not going to try the routine on Dancing with the Stars.
I'm not going to dig sand castles at the beach.
I'm not going to sing along at concerts.
I'm not going to yell at hockey games and scream Yee Haw! when a goal is scored by OUR team.

I'm going to be proper and sedate and dignified.

Yup, one of these days I’m going to grow up.
But not today.


Anonymous said...

And I hope you never do! :):):)


Anonymous said...

Life is to short to waste it being all grown up :-)

Anonymous said...

Whew! I'm glad.