Sunday, January 25, 2009

Myers-Briggs Re-visited

A few years ago, when just starting this blog, I wrote about my own Myers-Briggs personality type: INFJ. (It also appears to be when Joy, from Babble On first discovered my blog -- but I digress.)

Over the intervening years, I've noticed that the pomegranate tiger gets quite a few hits via Google searches through that particular page.

Today, having nothing better to do, I was looking at my site statistics and noticed yet another hit on that page. I tracked the link back through Google search and saw The Real Personality Types which states, "Now, there are many places which will tell you what this all means, but none of them are quite as...relevant to today's modern civilization as this one..." it then goes on to describe the various personality types, "made relevant" to the modern world. Hilarious.

Here's an updated description of my INFJ personality:

INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

I always knew there was something fishy about that moon landing . . .


Anonymous said...

This is funny! Now I have to go check mine out. I'm glad I could get back in Blog World, so I could read this!

Anonymous said...

LOL I'm the Evil Overlord!!!! Too funny!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mine isn't funny. Scientologist it says! And then makes it worse mentioning Tom Cruise. The horror! All the others are funny, though.

Anonymous said...

Kay and Joy, I think they're both funny!

Kay, it's good to know you have a clone stashed away somewhere.

Joy! What, you don't like Tom Cruise? Just think. You might have been asked to present the Best Actor award at the SAG/ACTRA awards a la Katie Holmes. The chance to meet Meryl Streep might be worth it! :-D

Anonymous said...

I like this interpretation. "splains a lot Lucy!"

Anonymous said...

Good point, Ell, but I'm not sure it would be worth it. According to his ex-wives and present wife, he's really charming, thoughtful, and caring. From here he seems controlling, but maybe my personality profile knows best! LOL